AUSTRALIA: Crocodiles flood into cities as cities flood

Best place in Auckland and full off humble, nice & caring people but when it comes to violence.. Aw sole you better watch it aye
So you must be from otara?,
Excuse me while I get ready to run
#strong#humble#gentle#young#warriors

Otara, New Zealand, shit hole, situated in southern Auckland, home to a huge unemployed, overweight, lazy and unclean population of faggots, otherwise known as maoris. If it weren't for the illegality of marijuana, which is the only reason a non-maori would ever come here, the 40% population of dealers would be out of work, at the same time as cheating the government into unfair dolls.
Jo Blo: "What is this unsanitary stench around this shopping center?"

His mate: "We're in Otara, you sound surprised it stinks. Oh! Look! There's an unemployed maori peeing on the side of that shop!"

Jo Blo: "Oh yes! How could I not notice the graffiti everywhere, the unruly youthes pointlessly standing on street corners looking dangerous, the crappy half burnt out but still being used cars, and not to mention the uncut lawns and rubbish in every front yard".

His Mate: "Oh we're fucked! A group of moari 16 year olds is coming at us. Let's just hope all they want is us to give them a few cigarettes!"

Jo blo: "I just hope they aren't going to cannibalize us like they did the mori-oris!
Oh fuck, they have knives!"

A suburb of Hobart, Tasmania. Filled to the brim with countless inbred bogans who'll stab you for merely looking at them 'funny'.
My brother got mugged in Glenorchy.
#inbred#bogan#norchy#hobart#mugging

chiga
Residents of Chigwell, a suberb of Hobart In Tasmania.

The male chiga can often be identified by tight black 80's jeans matched with a ripped oil stained, metallica/ACDC/pantera T-shirt.
Have a tendancy to sport a huge plumbers crack via leaning into the bonnet of an unroadworthy Torana/Commodore or Escort/Falcon or any similar vehicle made before 1990.

The female chiga is usually heard first and seen later.
They are idientified by a shill whining voice and the lengthening of many simple english words with an expletive added. The most common difference is the change of the word 'my' to 'mi fucken'
Identified by a lack of footwear and extremely blond hair sometimes found with young children alone or in the front passenger seat of the male's car

Chigas are accustomed to filling their abodes with at least one bong, Victoria Bitter cans, casks of wine called fruity lexia - jovially reffered to as 'fruity legopner' - and a generous collection of ciggarette packets, most commonly longbeach.
Look at that chiga on the side of the road! Looks like he's blown a diff!
#cog#bogan#mainy#lappa#shorewellian