The REAL definitions for generations.
Oct 30, 2019 14:01:48 GMT 10
Post by Cassie on Oct 30, 2019 14:01:48 GMT 10
Has strong language, warning you.
The super accurate way to describe generations:
Silent Generation: Who fucking cares about them? They don't even exist anymore, it's not like there are military veterans that are still alive in 2019.
This generation was born from 1900-1964 because nobody really gives a shit about them.
Baby Boomers: OMG!! THESE ARE THE WORST PEOPLE EVER!!! 1! 1!!!! They ruined our lives by constantly telling us that we live and die on smartphones. Thankfully, us Reddit users have a safe place to cuddle with our dank memes! So if you're over the age of 30, shut up boomer! Fuck you, you're a stupid, out of touch Boomer who hates smartphones and gatekeepers us out of society!
This generation was born from 1965-1989 because it's not like there are many famous people born in this timespan that don't hate smartphones and don't gatekeep!
Millennials: These are the beginning of the cool people! Millennials are awesome, and I know that people used to call them lazy, entitled, and selfish like we do to Boomers nowadays, but once we realized that Boomers are 100000000% worse, now we like Millennials and we think they're cool.
Millennials were born from 1990-1994 because in 1995 everything changed and plus everyone seems to start it at 1995 arbitrary so I might as well do it too!
Gen Z: The super cool generation! These are the lit guys, the depressed teens, and the 2000s kids! We love lit 69 420 memes and Minecraft, but we hate the stupid sin against humanity called Fortnite, and we HATE BOOMERS!! In fact, if you have any nostalgia for anything, and ever say that 2015-2019 isn't a good year or Minecraft isn't good, you're automatically a Boomer!!
Gen Z was born from 1995-2009 because 2009 is totally not an arbitrary end point that only has one or two reasons to end it there at.
Gen Alpha: These are the kids who watch all those weird and creepy kid's videos on YouTube. These are 2010+ kids and they're foreign and they don't really exist lol.
Gen Alpha is born 2010+ and we don't care about them lol.
This is obvious sarcasm, it's a joke about how teenagers on social media seem to hate anyone over 30, who they call "Boomers". This noticeably comes from Reddit, where subreddits, especially r/teenagers and r/GenZ, teenagers seem to be obsessed with "Boomer bad" memes and how Boomers (to them, anyone over 30) are these awful, selfish assholes who hate smartphones and all kinds of stupid crap. Apparently the meme is supposed to be ironic, but it's very unfunny, obnoxious and stupid. I posted this from Personality Cafe, where I typed this as a troll post.
The super accurate way to describe generations:
Silent Generation: Who fucking cares about them? They don't even exist anymore, it's not like there are military veterans that are still alive in 2019.
This generation was born from 1900-1964 because nobody really gives a shit about them.
Baby Boomers: OMG!! THESE ARE THE WORST PEOPLE EVER!!! 1! 1!!!! They ruined our lives by constantly telling us that we live and die on smartphones. Thankfully, us Reddit users have a safe place to cuddle with our dank memes! So if you're over the age of 30, shut up boomer! Fuck you, you're a stupid, out of touch Boomer who hates smartphones and gatekeepers us out of society!
This generation was born from 1965-1989 because it's not like there are many famous people born in this timespan that don't hate smartphones and don't gatekeep!
Millennials: These are the beginning of the cool people! Millennials are awesome, and I know that people used to call them lazy, entitled, and selfish like we do to Boomers nowadays, but once we realized that Boomers are 100000000% worse, now we like Millennials and we think they're cool.
Millennials were born from 1990-1994 because in 1995 everything changed and plus everyone seems to start it at 1995 arbitrary so I might as well do it too!
Gen Z: The super cool generation! These are the lit guys, the depressed teens, and the 2000s kids! We love lit 69 420 memes and Minecraft, but we hate the stupid sin against humanity called Fortnite, and we HATE BOOMERS!! In fact, if you have any nostalgia for anything, and ever say that 2015-2019 isn't a good year or Minecraft isn't good, you're automatically a Boomer!!
Gen Z was born from 1995-2009 because 2009 is totally not an arbitrary end point that only has one or two reasons to end it there at.
Gen Alpha: These are the kids who watch all those weird and creepy kid's videos on YouTube. These are 2010+ kids and they're foreign and they don't really exist lol.
Gen Alpha is born 2010+ and we don't care about them lol.
This is obvious sarcasm, it's a joke about how teenagers on social media seem to hate anyone over 30, who they call "Boomers". This noticeably comes from Reddit, where subreddits, especially r/teenagers and r/GenZ, teenagers seem to be obsessed with "Boomer bad" memes and how Boomers (to them, anyone over 30) are these awful, selfish assholes who hate smartphones and all kinds of stupid crap. Apparently the meme is supposed to be ironic, but it's very unfunny, obnoxious and stupid. I posted this from Personality Cafe, where I typed this as a troll post.