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Post by SharksFan99 on Apr 1, 2020 16:22:20 GMT 10
 Sorry, but I feel as though it needed to be said.
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Post by Captain Nemo on Apr 1, 2020 16:32:24 GMT 10
I'll have some. Cook them right, my chef, or you're fired.
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Post by SharksFan99 on Apr 1, 2020 16:34:13 GMT 10
I ain't cooking for a captain
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Post by Captain Nemo on Apr 1, 2020 16:34:58 GMT 10
Alright. Men, throw him overboard, he says he's a "sharks fan" after all, lets see if the sharks are a fan of his right back...
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Post by SharksFan99 on Apr 1, 2020 16:36:13 GMT 10
As if they would listen to a fake captain
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Post by Captain Nemo on Apr 1, 2020 16:37:15 GMT 10
I'll go get them... *walks into their quarters, catches them wanking to kinky porn* oh shit, what the fucks goin on here?
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Post by SharksFan99 on Apr 1, 2020 16:39:49 GMT 10
Give them some slack, they're on a ship run by a fake captain, they are not going to get any other enjoyment.
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Post by Captain Nemo on Apr 1, 2020 16:44:32 GMT 10
Give them some slack, they're on a ship run by a harsh captain, they are not going to get any other enjoyment.
No, this behavior is unacceptable... I'll have to confiscate these pornos, and check them out... just to see if there's no coded messages, that's all...
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Post by SharksFan99 on Apr 1, 2020 18:24:56 GMT 10
Give them some slack, they're on a ship run by a harsh captain, they are not going to get any other enjoyment.
No, dis behavior is unacceptable... I'll have to confiscate these pornos, and check them out... just to see if there's no coded messages, dat's all...
So dat's who they got da idea from. That's it, i'm taking you to court.
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Post by Captain Nemo on Apr 1, 2020 18:41:47 GMT 10
You can't take me to court, we're on a boat, and I'm the captain... plus, we're 20 miles away from land...
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Post by SharksFan99 on Apr 1, 2020 19:57:26 GMT 10
So you think you're the only one who can control this ship? I was a fisherman in my day, I reckon I could get us back to land just fine!
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Post by Captain Nemo on Apr 1, 2020 20:09:50 GMT 10
Speaking of that, my ship is currently on autopilot... Shit, I can see the coast of Campeche, we're almost landing in Mexico, I gotta get to the wheel...
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Post by SharksFan99 on Apr 1, 2020 20:12:30 GMT 10
You dumb captain, look what you've done. *pushes you out of the way* Right, time to steer this ship to shore.
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Post by Captain Nemo on Apr 1, 2020 20:13:24 GMT 10
*the ship crashes into land* ... well, technically, this happened with you at the wheel, not me...
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Post by SharksFan99 on Apr 1, 2020 20:18:41 GMT 10
Yeah, but you were the one who got us here in the first place! For a so called 'captain', you're pretty hopeless, Captain Jack Sparrow is 10x better than you at being a captain. Now what are we going to do? There's no one around.
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