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Post by Captain Nemo on Apr 1, 2020 20:24:45 GMT 10
Come on, I was heading to Campeche anyways, much easier to get to than Cancun, I tell ya. And it's a tourist trap as well... I'm gonna go into town, get myself a rum...
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Post by Captain Nemo on Apr 1, 2020 20:25:22 GMT 10
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Post by SharksFan99 on Apr 1, 2020 20:28:21 GMT 10
Looks nice. If you're going into town, can you buy me a bag of potatoes while you're out?
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Post by Captain Nemo on Apr 1, 2020 20:29:13 GMT 10
... Sure, but I may be out drinking for a while, just hope I don't get drunk again...
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Post by SharksFan99 on Apr 1, 2020 20:32:32 GMT 10
If you don't come back with my bag of potatoes in, um... 30 minutes, i'm calling the cops. There's no need for an intoxicated captain.
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Post by Captain Nemo on Apr 1, 2020 20:33:29 GMT 10
This is Mexico, they're not gonna care... plus, you don't speak Spanish, so you wouldn't be able to get to them...
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Post by SharksFan99 on Apr 1, 2020 20:35:50 GMT 10
Yes I can! My Spanish skills are 'top-notch'. I was just pretending not to know any Spanish words so that you would have to do all of the communicating with the Mexicans.
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Post by Captain Nemo on Apr 1, 2020 20:39:41 GMT 10
Sorry, but "Hola", "Adios", and a few numbers don't count...
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Post by SharksFan99 on Apr 1, 2020 20:41:26 GMT 10
But they're still Spanish, am I right? Anyhow, hurry up and do what you've got to do, as much as the sand here on this beach is nice, I want to get home. We can try and get this ship back into the water.
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Post by Captain Nemo on Apr 1, 2020 20:42:03 GMT 10
*12 hours later, I haven't come back yet*
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Post by SharksFan99 on Apr 1, 2020 20:44:02 GMT 10
* Calls Police* "Ah yes, hello amigo. I'm calling you to report a missing intoxicated captain who is roaming the streets of Campeche. He shouldn't be hard to find. Call me back if you find him."
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Post by Captain Nemo on Apr 1, 2020 20:45:28 GMT 10
*police cars arrive at the bar, but another 4 hours passes, and they're still there, and haven't moved, nothing's happened*
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Post by SharksFan99 on Apr 1, 2020 20:46:32 GMT 10
Oh my god, I think he's been kidnapped! No one can find him. I'm gonna have to call Inspector Gadget. 
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Post by Captain Nemo on Apr 1, 2020 20:48:06 GMT 10
*I, the police officers, and a few others, all exit the bar, all drunk, all laughing, talking, including the police officers*
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Post by SharksFan99 on Apr 1, 2020 20:49:32 GMT 10
So, that's where you are. Not only did you forget my bag of potatoes, but Inspector Gadget had to catch a flight from the US just to try and find you. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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