Ranking every hit song in 2012
Apr 12, 2020 9:27:52 GMT 10
Post by broadstreet223 on Apr 12, 2020 9:27:52 GMT 10
This is going to be my my very first music review. I've been interested in doing them for a while now but never act got into doing them. So what better way to start off by review one of my favorite years for music and in general, 2012.
50 Ways To Say Goodbye - Train: Lyrics are lame but instrumental is pretty good. 3.5/5
Anything Could Happen - Ellie Goulding: Not as good as "Lights" but still good. 4/5
As Long as You Love Me - Justin Bieber and Big Sean: Eww. 0/5
Back in Time - Pitbull: One of Pitbull's weaker songs. 2.5/5
Bangarang - Skrillex & Sirah: Suprisingly, I actually hate this song. 1/5
Beauty and a Beat - Justin Bieber & Nicki Minaj: Fuck off. Both of you. Terrible song. 0/5
Beneath Your Beautiful - Labrinth & Emeli Sande: Very nice song. 4.5/5
Blow Me (One Last Kiss) - Pink: One of her worst songs. 1.5/5
Blue Jeans - Lana Del Ray: It's OK. 3/5
Born To Die - Lana Del Ray: Same as above. 3/5
Boyfriend - Justin Bieber: When I say fuck off, it means fuck off. 0/5
Burn It Down - Linkin Park: Amazing rock song. 5/5
Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen: I like it out of nostalgia. 4/5
Candy - Robbie Williams: Mediocre. 2/5
Cruise - Florida Georgia Line: Not a country boy. No thank you. 0.5/5
Dance Again - Jennifer Lopes & Pitbull: Very fun jam. 5/5
Diamonds - Rihanna: Rihanna's best song of 2012. 4/5
Die Young - Ke$ha: One of my favorite Ke$ha songs. 3.5/5
DNA - Little Mix: They were a thing in 2012? Glad I wasn't aware. 1/5
Don't Stop The Party - Pitbull & TJR: This guy really needs to make a comeback. 5/5
Don't Wake Me Up - Chris Brown: When Chris Brown was less trash. 2.5/5
Don't You Worry Child - Swedish House Mafia & John Martin: Miss this type of energy in music. 4.5/5
Drive By - Train: I seriously don't get the hate for this band. 3/5
Euphoria - Loreen: Pretty good. 4/5
Feel The Love - Rudimental & John Newman: Ah yes, John Newman. What ever happened to him? 3.5/5
Gangnam Style - PSY: Very funny and enjoyable song. Probably the only Kpop song I like. 4/5
Girl on Fire - Alicia Keys: Not that bad. 3/5
Give Me All Your Luvin - Madonna, Nicki Minaj & M.I.A.: Pretty decent collaboration. 3/5
Give Your Heart a Break - Demi Lovato: It's nice. 3/5
Goin' In - Jennifer Lopez, Flor Rida & Lil John: Alright. 3/5
Good Time - Owl City & Carly Rae Jepsen: I wish we were still living in the good times.. 4.5/5
Greyhound - Swedish House Mafia: I don't care for it. 2/5
Hall of Fame - The Script & will.i.am: Great inspirational song. 4.5/5
Ho Hey - The Lumineers: Good but way too short. 4/5
Home - Phillip Phillips: Also very good. 5/5
Hot Right Now - DJ Fresh & Rita Ora: Not that great. 2/5
How We Do (Party) - Rita Ora: Bland. 1/5
I Cry - Flo Rida: One of the weaker Flo Rida songs. 2.5/5
I Knew You Were Trouble - Taylor Swift: 2nd worst Taylor song after "Look What You Made Me Do". 0/5
I Love It - Icona Pop & Charli XCX: Fun but gets kinda annoying. 2.5/5
I Will Wait - Mumford & Sons: Good song. 4/5
I Won't Give Up - Jason Mraz: Why do people hate this song? I like it. 4/5
It's Time - Imagine Dragons: Miss this era of them. 5/5
Latch - Disclosure & Sam Smith: It's good but I don't like it as much as other people. 3.5/5
Let Me Love You (Until You Learn To Love Yourself) - Ne-Yo: Fun song to dance to. 3.5/5
Let Her Go - Passenger: Amazing and classic song. 4.5/5
Let's Go - Calvin Harris & Ne-Yo: Another fun song. 4/5
Little Talks - Of Monsters and Men: Great song. 5/5
Little Things - One Direction: The definition of mediocrity. 2/5
Live While We're Young - One Direction: That's better. 3.5/5
Locked Out of Heaven - Bruno Mars: Masterpiece. 5/5
Next to Me - Emeli Sande: Another very good song. It sucks that an awful song had to sample it. 4.5/5
One More Night - Maroon 5: Ok song. 3/5
One Thing - One Direction: Another OK song. 3/5
Part Of Me - Katy Perry: Not bad but not very good either. 2.5/5
Payphone - Maroon 5 & Wiz Khalifa: I didn't realize how bad this song was back then. 1/5
Pound The Alarm - Nicki Minaj: It sucks ass, nuff said. 0/5
Primadonna - Marina and the Diamonds: Wtf is this. 1.5/5
Princess of China - Coldplay & Rihanna: It's passable. 2.5/5
Ready or Not - Bridget Mendler: Poor rip off of a classic 90s song. 1/5
Same Love - Macklemore, Ryan Lewis & Mary Lambert: Nice R&B song. 3.5/5
Scream - Usher: It's okay. 3/5
She Wolf (Falling to Pieces) - David Guetta & Sia: Idgaf about this song. 2/5
Silhouettes - Avicii: RIP Legend. 4/5
Skyfall - Adele: Anything by Adele is amazing. 5/5
Some Nights - Fun.: One of the best of the year. 5/5
Somebody That I Used To Know - Gotye & Kimbra: One of the best of ALL TIME. 6/5
Sorry For Party Rocking - LMFAO: WORST SONG ON THIS LIST. -1/5
Starships - Nicki Minaj: Awful. 0.5/5
Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) - Kelly Clarkson: Mediocre pop song. 3/5
Summer Paradise - Simple Plan & Sean Paul: Not my cup of tea. 1/5
Summertime Sadness - Lana Del Ray: It's good enough. 3/5
Sweet Nothing - Calvin Harris & Florence Welch: Middle of the road EDM song. 2.5/5
Take Care - Drake & Rihanna: Nice. 4/5
Thrift Shop - Macklemore, Ryan Lewis & Wanz: So iconic. 4/5
This is Love - will.i.am & Eva Simons: Idc about this one. 2/5
Titanium - David Guetta & Sia: Nostalgia hits me hard on this one. 4/5
Troublemaker - Olly Murs & Flor Rida: Really enjoy this. 4/5
Try - Pink: OK. 3/5
Turn Around - Conor Maynard & Ne-Yo: Not that good. 2.5/5
Turn Me On - David Guetta & Nicki Minaj: Too annoying for me to like. 1.5/5
Turn Up The Music - Chris Brown: Ughhh. 2/5
Want You Back - Cher Lloyd & Astro: Nope. 1.5/5
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together - Taylor Swift: Classic breakup song. 4/5
We'll Be Coming Back - Calvin Harris & Example: Not really a fan of this. 2/5
Where Have You Been - Rihanna: Annoying? Kind of. Nostalgic? Very. 3/5
Whistle - Flo Rida: Dirty but funny song. 2.5/5
Wide Awake - Katy Perry: Pretty solid song. 4/5
Wild Ones - Flo Rida & Sia: Too fun. 5/5
Wings - Little Mix: I don't wanna talk about this group anymore. 1/5
You Da One - Rihanna: Trash. 0/5
Your Body - Christina Aguilera: She was still relevant in 2012? Ok then. 2/5
OVERALL BEST: Somebody That I Used To Know
OVERALL WORST: Sorry For Party Rocking
How ironic that both songs come next to each other in alphabetical order. I'm too lazy to add up the total score :/ I will be reviewing 2015 hits next!
50 Ways To Say Goodbye - Train: Lyrics are lame but instrumental is pretty good. 3.5/5
Anything Could Happen - Ellie Goulding: Not as good as "Lights" but still good. 4/5
As Long as You Love Me - Justin Bieber and Big Sean: Eww. 0/5
Back in Time - Pitbull: One of Pitbull's weaker songs. 2.5/5
Bangarang - Skrillex & Sirah: Suprisingly, I actually hate this song. 1/5
Beauty and a Beat - Justin Bieber & Nicki Minaj: Fuck off. Both of you. Terrible song. 0/5
Beneath Your Beautiful - Labrinth & Emeli Sande: Very nice song. 4.5/5
Blow Me (One Last Kiss) - Pink: One of her worst songs. 1.5/5
Blue Jeans - Lana Del Ray: It's OK. 3/5
Born To Die - Lana Del Ray: Same as above. 3/5
Boyfriend - Justin Bieber: When I say fuck off, it means fuck off. 0/5
Burn It Down - Linkin Park: Amazing rock song. 5/5
Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen: I like it out of nostalgia. 4/5
Candy - Robbie Williams: Mediocre. 2/5
Cruise - Florida Georgia Line: Not a country boy. No thank you. 0.5/5
Dance Again - Jennifer Lopes & Pitbull: Very fun jam. 5/5
Diamonds - Rihanna: Rihanna's best song of 2012. 4/5
Die Young - Ke$ha: One of my favorite Ke$ha songs. 3.5/5
DNA - Little Mix: They were a thing in 2012? Glad I wasn't aware. 1/5
Don't Stop The Party - Pitbull & TJR: This guy really needs to make a comeback. 5/5
Don't Wake Me Up - Chris Brown: When Chris Brown was less trash. 2.5/5
Don't You Worry Child - Swedish House Mafia & John Martin: Miss this type of energy in music. 4.5/5
Drive By - Train: I seriously don't get the hate for this band. 3/5
Euphoria - Loreen: Pretty good. 4/5
Feel The Love - Rudimental & John Newman: Ah yes, John Newman. What ever happened to him? 3.5/5
Gangnam Style - PSY: Very funny and enjoyable song. Probably the only Kpop song I like. 4/5
Girl on Fire - Alicia Keys: Not that bad. 3/5
Give Me All Your Luvin - Madonna, Nicki Minaj & M.I.A.: Pretty decent collaboration. 3/5
Give Your Heart a Break - Demi Lovato: It's nice. 3/5
Goin' In - Jennifer Lopez, Flor Rida & Lil John: Alright. 3/5
Good Time - Owl City & Carly Rae Jepsen: I wish we were still living in the good times.. 4.5/5
Greyhound - Swedish House Mafia: I don't care for it. 2/5
Hall of Fame - The Script & will.i.am: Great inspirational song. 4.5/5
Ho Hey - The Lumineers: Good but way too short. 4/5
Home - Phillip Phillips: Also very good. 5/5
Hot Right Now - DJ Fresh & Rita Ora: Not that great. 2/5
How We Do (Party) - Rita Ora: Bland. 1/5
I Cry - Flo Rida: One of the weaker Flo Rida songs. 2.5/5
I Knew You Were Trouble - Taylor Swift: 2nd worst Taylor song after "Look What You Made Me Do". 0/5
I Love It - Icona Pop & Charli XCX: Fun but gets kinda annoying. 2.5/5
I Will Wait - Mumford & Sons: Good song. 4/5
I Won't Give Up - Jason Mraz: Why do people hate this song? I like it. 4/5
It's Time - Imagine Dragons: Miss this era of them. 5/5
Latch - Disclosure & Sam Smith: It's good but I don't like it as much as other people. 3.5/5
Let Me Love You (Until You Learn To Love Yourself) - Ne-Yo: Fun song to dance to. 3.5/5
Let Her Go - Passenger: Amazing and classic song. 4.5/5
Let's Go - Calvin Harris & Ne-Yo: Another fun song. 4/5
Little Talks - Of Monsters and Men: Great song. 5/5
Little Things - One Direction: The definition of mediocrity. 2/5
Live While We're Young - One Direction: That's better. 3.5/5
Locked Out of Heaven - Bruno Mars: Masterpiece. 5/5
Next to Me - Emeli Sande: Another very good song. It sucks that an awful song had to sample it. 4.5/5
One More Night - Maroon 5: Ok song. 3/5
One Thing - One Direction: Another OK song. 3/5
Part Of Me - Katy Perry: Not bad but not very good either. 2.5/5
Payphone - Maroon 5 & Wiz Khalifa: I didn't realize how bad this song was back then. 1/5
Pound The Alarm - Nicki Minaj: It sucks ass, nuff said. 0/5
Primadonna - Marina and the Diamonds: Wtf is this. 1.5/5
Princess of China - Coldplay & Rihanna: It's passable. 2.5/5
Ready or Not - Bridget Mendler: Poor rip off of a classic 90s song. 1/5
Same Love - Macklemore, Ryan Lewis & Mary Lambert: Nice R&B song. 3.5/5
Scream - Usher: It's okay. 3/5
She Wolf (Falling to Pieces) - David Guetta & Sia: Idgaf about this song. 2/5
Silhouettes - Avicii: RIP Legend. 4/5
Skyfall - Adele: Anything by Adele is amazing. 5/5
Some Nights - Fun.: One of the best of the year. 5/5
Somebody That I Used To Know - Gotye & Kimbra: One of the best of ALL TIME. 6/5
Sorry For Party Rocking - LMFAO: WORST SONG ON THIS LIST. -1/5
Starships - Nicki Minaj: Awful. 0.5/5
Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) - Kelly Clarkson: Mediocre pop song. 3/5
Summer Paradise - Simple Plan & Sean Paul: Not my cup of tea. 1/5
Summertime Sadness - Lana Del Ray: It's good enough. 3/5
Sweet Nothing - Calvin Harris & Florence Welch: Middle of the road EDM song. 2.5/5
Take Care - Drake & Rihanna: Nice. 4/5
Thrift Shop - Macklemore, Ryan Lewis & Wanz: So iconic. 4/5
This is Love - will.i.am & Eva Simons: Idc about this one. 2/5
Titanium - David Guetta & Sia: Nostalgia hits me hard on this one. 4/5
Troublemaker - Olly Murs & Flor Rida: Really enjoy this. 4/5
Try - Pink: OK. 3/5
Turn Around - Conor Maynard & Ne-Yo: Not that good. 2.5/5
Turn Me On - David Guetta & Nicki Minaj: Too annoying for me to like. 1.5/5
Turn Up The Music - Chris Brown: Ughhh. 2/5
Want You Back - Cher Lloyd & Astro: Nope. 1.5/5
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together - Taylor Swift: Classic breakup song. 4/5
We'll Be Coming Back - Calvin Harris & Example: Not really a fan of this. 2/5
Where Have You Been - Rihanna: Annoying? Kind of. Nostalgic? Very. 3/5
Whistle - Flo Rida: Dirty but funny song. 2.5/5
Wide Awake - Katy Perry: Pretty solid song. 4/5
Wild Ones - Flo Rida & Sia: Too fun. 5/5
Wings - Little Mix: I don't wanna talk about this group anymore. 1/5
You Da One - Rihanna: Trash. 0/5
Your Body - Christina Aguilera: She was still relevant in 2012? Ok then. 2/5
OVERALL BEST: Somebody That I Used To Know
OVERALL WORST: Sorry For Party Rocking
How ironic that both songs come next to each other in alphabetical order. I'm too lazy to add up the total score :/ I will be reviewing 2015 hits next!
