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Post by SharksFan99 on Jan 13, 2018 10:16:33 GMT 10
Sometimes people can unintentionally say something really dumb. What are some of the dumbest things you have heard people say?
Here are some things I have heard. The sad thing is, they were genuine questions:
- "Why can't we wash ourselves with detergent?"
- "Are vultures real?"
- "Do plants talk to each other?"
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Post by SharksFan99 on Jan 13, 2018 23:18:55 GMT 10
Here are a few more things I have heard:
* "What's a gluten?"
* "That's what my pop says, he's 65 three times over"
* "are bees radioactive?"
* "Sometimes when I drink a lot, I touch my stomach and it doesn't feel hollow".
* "I'm cussing like a...cockatoo."
* "Wait, Jimmy Barnes is Scotland?"
* "Jackie Chan isn't real, he's dead"
* "It's just like eating snakes".
* A friend of mine touched the back of his head and the first thing he said was, " this feels hard".
All of those quotes were said at my school over the past 12 months.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2018 0:31:55 GMT 10
Some of my favourites have to be from Holly Dalton from Gogglebox Australia. For those who don't watch or aren't familiar with the show, she's the younger teenage daughter of the family with blonde hair.
Some of the classic Holly Dalton moments include confusing Julie Bishop with Hilary Clinton, confusing Michael Hutchence from INXS (while watching one of those shows that were on TV just before we were marking 20 years since his death) with someone from the band KISS and then there's this:
The Queen - "Oh, she's the five cents!"
Of course Queen Elizabeth II is on the back of all of Australia's coins and the $5 note, but...
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Post by SharksFan99 on Jan 14, 2018 8:31:27 GMT 10
Some of my favourites have to be from Holly Dalton from Gogglebox Australia. For those who don't watch or aren't familiar with the show, she's the younger teenage daughter of the family with blonde hair. Some of the classic Holly Dalton moments include confusing Julie Bishop with Hilary Clinton, confusing Michael Hutchence from INXS (while watching one of those shows that were on TV just before we were marking 20 years since his death) with someone from the band KISS and then there's this: The Queen - "Oh, she's the five cents!" Of course Queen Elizabeth II is on the back of all of Australia's coins and the $5 note, but... I sometimes wonder about how genuine the comments made on Gogglebox are. To be honest, I find it hard to believe that someone would only be aware of Queen Elizabeth II, due to her featuring on the back of Australia's coins and $5 note. I know not everyone keeps in touch with the latest news, but surely Holly Dalton would already be well aware of who she is.
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Post by longaotian on Jan 14, 2018 8:45:28 GMT 10
Here are a few more things I have heard: * "What's a gluten?" * "That's what my pop says, he's 65 three times over" * "are bees radioactive?" * "Sometimes when I drink a lot, I touch my stomach and it doesn't feel hollow". * "I'm cussing like a...cockatoo." * "Wait, Jimmy Barnes is Scotland?" * "Jackie Chan isn't real, he's dead" * "It's just like eating snakes". * A friend of mine touched the back of his head and the first thing he said was, " this feels hard". All of those quotes were said at my school over the past 12 months. How did you rememeber all these quotes from throughout the year lol? If I had a list of all the dumb things people at my school said it would be about 5 pages long, the problem is I can't remember any of them off the op of my head 
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Post by SharksFan99 on Jan 14, 2018 8:50:32 GMT 10
Here are a few more things I have heard: * "What's a gluten?" * "That's what my pop says, he's 65 three times over" * "are bees radioactive?" * "Sometimes when I drink a lot, I touch my stomach and it doesn't feel hollow". * "I'm cussing like a...cockatoo." * "Wait, Jimmy Barnes is Scotland?" * "Jackie Chan isn't real, he's dead" * "It's just like eating snakes". * A friend of mine touched the back of his head and the first thing he said was, " this feels hard". All of those quotes were said at my school over the past 12 months. How did you rememeber all these quotes from throughout the year lol? If I had a list of all the dumb things people at my school said it would be about 5 pages long, the problem is I can't remember any of them off the op of my head Two of my friends and I have a Facebook group, where we posted funny quotes we heard at school.
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Post by longaotian on Jan 14, 2018 8:51:44 GMT 10
How did you rememeber all these quotes from throughout the year lol? If I had a list of all the dumb things people at my school said it would be about 5 pages long, the problem is I can't remember any of them off the op of my head Two of my friends and I have a Facebook group, where we posted funny quotes we heard at school. Wow that's a pretty good idea, also what does "65 three times over" even mean?
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Post by SharksFan99 on Jan 14, 2018 9:02:45 GMT 10
Two of my friends and I have a Facebook group, where we posted funny quotes we heard at school. Wow that's a pretty good idea, also what does "65 three times over" even mean? The person who said it had intended on saying that his Grandpop thinks he is 21 three times over, meaning that he still thinks of himself as being young (even though he isn't). But instead, he accidentally said his Grandpop was "65 three times over".
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Post by SharksFan99 on Feb 6, 2018 21:25:36 GMT 10
Here are a few more:  * "When her children died, she showed no emotion...but when the cow died and the dam broke, she burst into tears". * Person 1: "Are you left handed?" Person 2: "I don't know, probably not". * "Anne Frank didn't hide in the arctic?"
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Post by aja675 on Feb 6, 2018 22:01:15 GMT 10
From my old teacher:
-She thought Europe was a country.
-She thought "blood" was pronounced like "bläääd."
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2018 22:20:37 GMT 10
"Do left handers live longer?"  *facepalm*
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Post by EyewitnessTV on Feb 6, 2018 22:59:46 GMT 10
- "Do they sell cupcakes here?" *Right in front of a cupcake store*. - "Can you buy them?" *Right next to the cashier of the cupcake store*. - "I might get melanoma, but at least I won't get skin cancer." - “How has “Gangnam Style” got billions of views when there’s only 7 million people in the world?” - "What is the capital of India, I know its not France." I looked forward to the response in this last one but unfortunately didn’t get to hear it!
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Post by SharksFan99 on Feb 6, 2018 23:06:54 GMT 10
From my old teacher: -She thought Europe was a country. -She thought "blood" was pronounced like "bläääd." A lot of people mistakenly consider Europe to be a country. If it were the case, Europe would be a massive country! "Do left handers live longer?" *facepalm* Not sure why anyone would even consider that to be the case!
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Post by EyewitnessTV on Feb 6, 2018 23:13:41 GMT 10
"Do left handers live longer?" *facepalm* Oh dear! 🤨 Here you go!  
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Post by SharksFan99 on Feb 8, 2018 14:23:07 GMT 10
- "Do they sell cupcakes here?" *Right in front of a cupcake store*. - "Can you buy them?" *Right next to the cashier of the cupcake store*. - "I might get melanoma, but at least I won't get skin cancer." - “How has “Gangnam Style” got billions of views when there’s only 7 million people in the world?” - "What is the capital of India, I know its not France." I looked forward to the response in this last one but unfortunately didn’t get to hear it! Well, at least the person who said that last quote was right! France isn't the capital of India.
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*facepalm*
