Daffy Duck he had a farm, eee eey eee eey oh...

Drip-Along Daffy's 'ma name! Anybody care to shoot it out? Man to man? Under western skies? West of the Pecos? Tumbleweeds at ten paces? Ten thousand head the cattle? Cut 'em off at the pass? Prairies? Lariats? Anyone for tennis? Anybody? Well, reckon I'll have me a little bracer!

Okay, enough of this! People call me Daffy, they say that I am gooney. Just because I'm happy is no sign I'm Looney Tuney.
When they call me nutsy, that sure gives me a pain. Please pass the ketchup, I think it's going to rain.
Oh, you can't bounce a meatball, though try with all your might. Turn on the radio, I want to fly a kite!

Good evening, frieeeeeeeends...

My old pal Elmer tried to catch that screwball rabbit last year, but that rabbit outwitted him. I'm taking this place hostage until I find him!

Now, if you will excuse me...